Limericks

It occurs that anybody could be offended by anything, even photos of the cosmos. Go figure.

An asterisk (*) means the chances you'll be offended are greatly increased.

It's entirely up to you - go on home or take yer chances.

illustrated limericks

   Bubble
   Helix
   Hourglass
   Origin
   More to come...

limericks

   All Hail (an ode to coffee)
   Bonaire (most beauteous)
   The Bus (how to die)***
   Downstairs (muck)**
   A Gift (thanks to Eve)
   Laundry (exposure)*
   The Meadow (gardening)
   The Mohel (you don't wanna know)*
   Spiders (little thugs)
   St. Croix (if you're very very good)
   Up or Down (toilet humor)*
   More to come...

*other limmers

   alt.arts.limericks
   alt.jokes.limericks***
   or do a search on limericks. There're lots!